People say the darndest things to me...
Tonight at dinner, a much older woman actually leaned over me while I was sitting at Wednesday night dinner & she started rubbing my belly with both hands. I couldn't back up b/c she is leaning over me with her head nuzzled at my neck. Then, she starts scratching, then patting my belly. It was all I could take. I was trapped!
I walk in to drop Charlie off at his class, and his teacher says, "My you are getting big". I assume (incorrectly) that she is talking to Charlie, and I say something about how big he is, etc. and she says, "No, YOU are getting big.... Can I touch your belly?" What does one say to that? She asked, so can I say, "No"?
Walking down the hallway, a much older man says "You sure are about to split open".
Followed by another man, "You are about to pop".
My personal favorite is by a friend's 5 year old boy who said, "You look like if you eat one more meal, you will explode!"
Only 3.5 weeks to go....They better get their comments in while they can!
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