Seriously?

I think that men at church feel more comfortable than they should talking to me because we're good friends, and we all see each other all the time. This is an actual conversation that happened this morning between me & my Sunday school teacher, who we love, he just says goofy things. (My thoughts in blue)

Him: "Wow", (ut oh) "you are really getting pregnant" ( Getting pregnant? I've been pregnant for months now, but o.k., I'll let it slide)

Me: "What? Do you think this shirt makes me look pregnant"? (dripping with sarcasm & an attempt at humor, so that maybe he would get that I didn't want to go down this line of conversation)

Him: "No, I think it's your belly that makes you look pregnant" (Really? You think?)

A very nice bystander: "I think she just looks pregnant from the side". (Aw, thank you for trying to save him from himself)

Him: "No, I can tell from the front." (Can't you see we are all trying to help you stop talking! Please excuse yourself & go find your seat! :)