He says the darndest things...

Low Country Boil is a very popular meal served down here when you are having a large gathering. Basically, it's potatoes, sausage, shrimp & corn all cooked together in a huge pot.

So, I sit down to eat mine, and Kirkland looks at the sausage & says, "Mommy, are you going to eat that poop?"

Uh, no. I am actually no longer hungry. But, thank you.

Some of Kirkland's favorite things to say when me & Geoff don't do what he wants us to do:
(Mostly at the top of his lungs)
-No Sir! (Does not matter who he is talking to)
-You need to OBEY!
-Don't you talk to me like that!
-Don't say that word! (I get this a lot when I tell him, No)
-Do I need to get the sad spoon?
-Do as I say!

I don't know where he gets this stuff. Not quite sure how to explain to him that I am actually the one in charge.